Fashion Tips

Working at Walmart, I see so many people who apparently don't know how to dress, that I felt it would only be right for me to give a few tips.

1) Pajamas are for sleeping in, not for going shopping in.

2) But, if you're going to wear pajamas to Walmart, at least make sure the top and bottom match somewhat.

3) Just because you can squeeze yourself into it, doesn't mean it fits.

4) If you're going to wear white pants, don't wear black panties.

5) Wearing a bold, printed bra under a tight, white tank top tends to make you look like a slut.

6) Wearing an off-white shirt with very faded jeans makes the shirt look old and dingy.

7) Swim trunks are for swimming in, not for going shopping in.

8) But, if you're going to wear swim trunks to Walmart, do NOT wear suspenders with them!

9) If your large, flabby belly is hanging out below your shirt, don't get upset if I throw up.

10) Buy a mirror, hang it in a prominent place in your house, and look in it before you go outside.